No, that is the appropriate amount of dread. She's the best but- that comes at a cost. She may or may not be an eldritch being of some kind, I'm not sure. I've never asked.
Does she come with weird rules like knock thrice on the pantry before you open the door to let her in place a single dime under your tongue until she leaves only say your own name backwards turn all your cups upside down or she'll over-line your eyes?
So you've seen her usual contract. Don't forget to leave out a glass of milk and thimble of honey and never, ever turn your back on her or your contouring will be all wrong and she'll give you an orange tan.
I got enough of that after my quarry like a decade ago, I'm good in my lowly station minding my own business and not reminding anyone I'm still alive I can live vicariously through my boyfriend when I want to remember how much I hated it
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knock thrice on the pantry before you open the door to let her in
place a single dime under your tongue until she leaves
only say your own name backwards
turn all your cups upside down or she'll over-line your eyes?
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I can live vicariously through my boyfriend when I want to remember how much I hated it
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wait
'keep'?
as in i'm already on it?
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maybe put it in my obituary
Ian Fowler, only 34% asshole
my mom would have been so proud
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what, I get bored in the office sometimes.
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who among us needs to be telling the other to sleep really, at this point
not that I won't totally hang it above my desk
because I will
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