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I've built hydraulic presses less complicated than this

[nonstopnarcissist]

Welcome to the big leagues, Orbie. It's all up from here. And by up I mean increasingly complicated games of social chess and political capital.

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I got enough of that after my quarry like a decade ago, I'm good in my lowly station minding my own business and not reminding anyone I'm still alive
I can live vicariously through my boyfriend when I want to remember how much I hated it

[nonstopnarcissist]

So I shoudn't keep your name on the list for potential promotions moving forward.

[wittingly]

not if those promotions involve politics or cameras or talking to reporters or doing anything other than actually building shit

[nonstopnarcissist]

They don't have to if that's not your bag.

[wittingly]

thank you
wait
'keep'?
as in i'm already on it?

[nonstopnarcissist]

What can I say, Brown Recluse, you do good work and aren't a complete asshole.

[wittingly]

I like to tell myself I'm half an asshole at best

[nonstopnarcissist]

On the scale of what I deal with? You hover at a polite 34%.

[wittingly]

I feel like I should get that on a placard or something
maybe put it in my obituary
Ian Fowler, only 34% asshole
my mom would have been so proud

[nonstopnarcissist]

Check your desk in the morning, it'll be there.




what, I get bored in the office sometimes.

[wittingly]

jesus christ
who among us needs to be telling the other to sleep really, at this point
not that I won't totally hang it above my desk
because I will

[nonstopnarcissist]

That's the secret Spiderman, I never sleep.

[wittingly]

I feel morally obligated to advise you to despite being a hypocrite

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'll make you a deal. After this upcoming quarry? Then I'll sleep.

[wittingly]

Same