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or I could do like they say in the 90s disney channel original movie Brink and Just Skate Better

I don't know
I'll figure it out I guess

idk what you're talking about but
yeah ian
you're already a badass
just be more of a badass
break your badass limits
duh

I really feel like we're developing a symbiotic advice relationship
it's kind of like a mobius strip of positivity and encouragement

kyna i don't want to alarm you but I'm pretty sure we might be the pinnacle of ultimate health.

i'm perfect and everyone loves me
which means you also have to be perfect since i like you so much
unless you have some deep dark secret you're waiting to tell me
if so spill

I do but I don't know if you're ready to handle it yet

come on
you sent me a kazoo cover and we had shots together
that's like a sacred bond

alright
but I need you to not judge me when I tell you this
you swear?

cross my heart

I really am not a big fan of cheese
like
it's kind of gross

what?
gross how?

I don't know man, it just kind of tastes
weird, most of it, you know, like
american cheese, what the fuck is that

and then you have cheddar, and if you melt it, it turns into these gross strings or like gobs of
smushy
gummy
weird

hmm
smart, funny and hot but you have fucking terrible taste
i guess no one's perfect
but you're losing a lot of points
american cheese doesn't even count as cheese
it's like
cheese product

woah woah woah, I have great taste
it's just that cheese isn't that great
it's overrated

also
thank you
please feel free to tell me all about how hot I am any time, and do it with the confidence that my breath won't smell or taste like cheese

i don't know
now you need to impress me again
i guess no cheese breath is a bonus though

I've got the first half of Don't Stop Believin' figured out on the otamatone?

that's your go to when i ask you to impress me?

[But]

let me hear

[ prepare yourself for a close up view of his sweater and the most grating cover you have ever heard in your entire life. ]

I don't wanna say it's the single best piece of music to ever grace human ears but
I'll let you decide that

i thought the kazoo cover was the greatest gift anyone had ever given me
but this is
i don't know what to say
how can i ever repay you?

I don't know, what are you offering?

want me to buy you a drink?
as in, not shitty tequila

2 drinks, in a public setting and you got yourself a deal

do you think i'm luring you to your death or something?

you got it half backwards
I'm luring you to karaoke or something

bring the otamatone and i'm in

done and done

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evocation - 2020-06-24 23:42 (UTC) - Expand