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hmm
smart, funny and hot but you have fucking terrible taste
i guess no one's perfect
but you're losing a lot of points
american cheese doesn't even count as cheese
it's like
cheese product

[wittingly]

woah woah woah, I have great taste
it's just that cheese isn't that great
it's overrated

also
thank you
please feel free to tell me all about how hot I am any time, and do it with the confidence that my breath won't smell or taste like cheese

[evocation]

i don't know
now you need to impress me again
i guess no cheese breath is a bonus though

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I've got the first half of Don't Stop Believin' figured out on the otamatone?

[evocation]

that's your go to when i ask you to impress me?

[But]

let me hear

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[ prepare yourself for a close up view of his sweater and the most grating cover you have ever heard in your entire life. ]

I don't wanna say it's the single best piece of music to ever grace human ears but
I'll let you decide that

[evocation]

i thought the kazoo cover was the greatest gift anyone had ever given me
but this is
i don't know what to say
how can i ever repay you?

[wittingly]

I don't know, what are you offering?

[evocation]

want me to buy you a drink?
as in, not shitty tequila

[wittingly]

2 drinks, in a public setting and you got yourself a deal

[evocation]

do you think i'm luring you to your death or something?

[wittingly]

you got it half backwards
I'm luring you to karaoke or something

[evocation]

bring the otamatone and i'm in

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done and done

[evocation]

[She sends him a GPS ping to a bar that is, perhaps conspicuously, not Red Wings.]

chop chop