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who does that?

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an entrepreneur, one day

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Placebo hangover cures?

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real hangover cures, if they're a real healer
it'd be a public service
I'd pay for it

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Have you tried pickle juice?

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as a chaser, not a cure

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Pickle juice and in the absence of bacon grease, something similar. Vegan grease? Showers help, too. And cold, cold linoleum.

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why are you so incredibly informed about curing a hangover

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Being a college student once upon a time.

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I get the feeling we would have gotten along in college

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Why do you think I don't drink much?

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A devout vow or a gluten allergy

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College. And my busy schedule. Going radio silent for the afternoon. Don't die of your hangover.

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aye aye captain

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This captain is going to walk the plank. To the shower.