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That's what I'm saying. You shouldn't be ashamed. Robot dog. I want to hear all about the K9.

Once a week. Why, do you want to be my date to the next one?

Got any requests? I'm finishing up here.

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i'll tell you all about it while we're poking around inside your robodog

yes please invite me on a date to the senior rec center

no more thai food, I might actually die if I smell any more thai food this week
other than that
not picky

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You're doing something to me because everything you send I'm reading the wrong way. Or, that's how long it's been for me and I can't help it.

That's it. You're invited. We can sit at the back of the class and hold hands.

Vegetarian wraps?

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there's nothing more romantic than bingo wings at the YMCA

vegetarian wraps sound great.

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What are Bingo wings?

Coming up. Twenty minutes.

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are you sure you wanna know

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I can take it.

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I warned you

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That's not as bad as I thought it'd be. Still not great.

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Bingo.

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That was not a moment of triumph and you are teetering close to not earning your veggie wraps. Not that your bingo wings have stoked my fire.

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I regret many things in my life but not that
never that

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Don't regret it, then. Preference in sauce?

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hummus, chimichurri, peanut
any 1 they have
thank you for your charity despite the fact that you may never again laugh as hard as you just did

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Hummus is most common. Maybe it's the chickpeas. They have white bean.

Sry2say. I did not laugh.

Was I supposed to laugh? That was you being funny?

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please choose hummus so I can eat my feelings and cure my wounded pride

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Choosing. Your semi-private bed or mine.

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Definitely yours, I like to stretch the cleanness life of my sheets for as long as possible
and I'm selfish

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I don't like doing laundry either. You know where I sleep. I'll see you there. I'll be the one with the wraps, the dog and the very preoccupied mind.